Baby makes three...

Must be a combination of bar exam stress and pregnancy hormones, but this story about Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber's baby shower deeply annoyed me. Why are there paparazzi at a baby shower? Seriously, what are these people famous for? Has Liev Schreiber done anything memorable since being the creepy dude in Scream? Is Naomi Watts famous for anything more than being Nicole Kidman's friend; I mean that Ring movie was really cool, but it wasn't exactly Top 100 Movies of All Time. How do reporters even find out about baby showers? Do you think B-list parents tip them off?

It's like the photos in People Magazine of Tori Spelling and Dean Whatsisname leaving an ultrasound clinic... do the paparazzi routinely frequent ultrasound clinics? Seems a little fishy to me.

It's a bit weird that the media is so fascinated by the upcoming birth of someone who in the future will be less recognisable than Danny Bonaduce. (And being less recognisable than Danny Bonaduce isn't necessarily a bad thing.)

All I'm sayin' is, I'm pretty sure my kid is going to be 10 times cuter and more interesting than the Watts-Schrieber or Spelling-McSleazy offspring, and you don't see me putting in a call to Star Magazine.